For my birthday I got Dissidia Final Fantasy. Which I love. The battle system is well thought out even if the story isn’t. So now I can hold (slightly unbalanced) grudge matches twixt Kefka and Sephiros. But I’ve decided that I have very unique strategems and ratings for each character. Which I will graciously give to all you Space Monkies. Starting with the heroes, ending with the villains and going in game order. I will hold a special addition for Shontatto and Gabranth when I unlock them. But first up, the Paragon!